Just got my IQ test results back and I'm so relieved!!! -They came back negative!

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Classic Halloween Candy Prank! x.com/jimmykimmel/st…

@0LifeAsItComes0 @vine We honestly have no idea!

Mom texts, "Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." Mom text back: Love you too!

youtube.com/watch?v=ybManX… Check out this great prank compilation!

Step 1:Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2:Plug it into your computer. Step 3:When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel. #BEAHERO

Voting is the only test I can pass since there really is no right answer! A+ #ElectionDay #Elections2016 #Trump #Hillary #Don'tforgettovote

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty! #haha #purepranks #funny #jokes

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. #jokes

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Between you and me, there's something that smells.

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder....

Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Too funny! x.com/GoIdDiggerPran…

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.