Are we going with #ExplainYourCharacterBadly or #DescribeYourCharacterBadly here

"No. No. No. Stop. There is no way Ned would be my equal in Monopoly."

"Oh god or gods that may or may not exist... some of you need holy water."

Oh cute...

"Who? What?? Who???"

"I refuse to believe that people think I'm not the best at dealing with money."

I would fuck (with) him.

// Urrrrrghhhh Sorry. College has been a bitch.

"I'm not dead. At least I'm pretty sure I'm not."

What chaos is happening outside my borders this time

'Vash is so cheap.' Hey at least I'm better than you at monopoly.

"So many reckless people running about... One misstep towards Lili and I won't hesitate to shoot."

/ Ladies & Gents tip your fedoras for I have my noble title from Sealand. Signed & framed.

I'd do the 'Your chances of being protected' thing, but we all know that the chances of me protecting you are zero.

"Will this be the day that Italy remembers to put pants on?"

"It is time..."

"I--- ... okay then."

"Did someone just hit Prussia with a train? I'd just like to say... Thank you. Now do it again."

"Such an interesting day it has been..."

"Never forget that you're a waste of time and resources."