i told her she a clown she said “you the balloons i walk wit” WTF😭

I’m not a bad guy I’m worse

the STD rate so high ion want no head, shoulders, knees, or toes 😭

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

Nobody gets jobs faster than a person that quits every single job😭

i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

Just because the conversation is uncomfortable, doesn’t mean we are having an argument

please don’t come around me sighing & making mad noise cus im not asking what’s wrong

Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster

screenshots do lie because i was lying when i texted you that shit

i love it here(my room)

quality time but it's just us sleeping

“i hate you” i understand.. wyd tonight?

losing your jewelry is a different kind of hurt fr

i love the sound of heavy rain and thunder on dark night i find it so peaceful

the intimacy of being silly together

"i love your eyes" ur about to steal the light out of them aren’t u