MIR flights booked May need to find three new jobs now to pay for it all! Sammy (He/Him) we turns left!!

Just seen someone campaigning for SU president at the local uni on their Grindr profile I wonder whether the tories have considered reaching out to “secret conservatives” via hookup apps instead of boring Party Political Broadcasts - might be more effective than Rishi 🤣🤣

New paw covers today 😜😈

So @lthrdoc got up close and personal with something a bit fishy tonight…

When your Saturday night meal makes you feel like you’re at a Recon event… Am I #FF or eating wings…

On the way to Recon #FetishCabaret Leather and cotton for the train… rubber for Royal Vauxhall Tavern See you soon Sammy (He/Him) - I have a grumpy Snickers77 with me!

Turns out rolling over in a sleeping bag and nipple piercings are not a good combination… Trying desperately to figure out the various bits of stray thread attempting to rip your nipple off your chest, whilst staying silent, in the dark is almost impossible!

How many gays are developing a sudden wellies fetish this weekend…? Mighty Hoopla

Well to update this… Turns out I have ridiculously thicc legs They form a perfect seal around my calves and vacuum pack themselves to my feet Saturday is going to be messy!

Masterclass tomorrow for Recon #FWL2024 There’s a familiar name there… 👀

Rubber laundry day All that vivishine is a nightmare I’m going to break my neck in the bath in the morning aren’t I!? #FWL2024 Recon

Who could imagine… #FWL2024 being welcomed by a bucket load of red and pictures of 🌹 everywhere Almost seems ffitting 😜😈

Last nights Rubber Gear party with Sammy (He/Him) Object Skruff ⛓️ Dan 🔜 MRW, FWL, Folsom Recon

When you get back from the #FWL2024 Recon Gear Market to a distinct whiff of poppers down the hotel corridor… Someone’s having some ffun 😈😜

Happy Ageing Day Sammy (He/Him) So many solar circumnavigations today!!!

Pretending to be happy about turning 40… vs the reality! 🤣🤣🤣 Sammy (He/Him)

Trying to get the will power to pack for MIR Don’t leave til next Wednesday but I’m working every day between now and then 🫣🥴😭😭😭 Sends halps! And bones? Mebbe But mostly HALPS!!!

Pup and Piglet Sammy (He/Him) ventures On our way to #MIR in Chicago and living the highlife for once! Pup could get used to this!!!

Apparently afternoon tea isn’t a good enough reason to wake your pup up!!! I has complaints!!! Who do I speak to to replace my handler!? Sammy (He/Him)

1st December… That means it’s Nasty Pig Inc. #UnionSuit season and #WorldAIDSDay #KnowYourStatus #UEqualsU #PrEP #EndTheStigma