People's LinkedIn bio sections are getting a little too annoying. What do you mean by 'Thinker | Doer | Dreamer'? Are you an employee or an Ankur Warikoo video?

#Ronaldo just proved that one of the best ways to get back together with your ex, is to pretend flirting with someone they hate. #manutd #mancity

Apparently Manchester United can't pay for Ronaldo upfront so they're starting an EMI. Kishteano Ronaldo.

"Please send this ASAP" bolke, create kari unhone fire, Fir pata laga kuch urgent tha hi nahi,

I just watched the most enthralling f1 race. I'm now in my Uber wagonR and driver is asking for OTP. Bhaiyya accelerate please.

Mathematicians love Italian food because they worship Arrabbiata.

Je m’aple syrup

The Govt taxing Crypto is like that friend who says nothing when you're ordering food but when it arrives and they see it's tasty, they want a bite. #BudgetSession2022

Instead of introducing a Crypto Tax on imaginary profits god knows when we'll make, the Govt should have given us some rebate under the 'Galtiyaan Sabse Hoti Hai Yojna' 😭 #Budget2022

'You are your own competition' ka yeh matlab nahi hota bhai

The starcast of Gehraiyaan has such toned and flawless skin because the movie has been produced by Derma Productions.

Mumbai guy arguing with Delhi guy: "Delhi is so boring man, Bombay has bars in like rustic compounds. Does Delhi even have something like a Kamala Mill or Todi Mill.." Delhi guy: "Haan saale, Tu bahaar Mill"

"Tu mars hai dawaa bhi" - Elon Musk

Hello Grok is BetterAlt Shilajit legit?

Hey Grok tu thakta nahi hai kya?