kICKS DOWN MUSIC ROOM DOOR. x.com/2denze/status/…

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//Oof I’m rusty on my Leon-ness

//Leon: *Kicks door down* 2D: ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ Leon: I need your help 2D: Oh no Leon: See, there’s this girl- 2D: O H N O

He’s scribbling down something... ...on a napkin.

//highkey I’m tempted to learn to write decent lyrics and actually make lyrics to a song Leon would sing to Kisumi

“What rhymes with goth?”

“Hmm. Sloth could work. ....No reason-“

“....” Slowly slides the napkin into his pocket.

“...I’m writing a song for Kisumi.”

//Oof I’m back from eating breakfast

Runs off down the hallway. x.com/2denze/status/…

“You can’t catch me, Old man.” x.com/2denze/status/…

“I have the biggest dick energy.”

“You don’t have to be jealous. I can show you how to have big dick energy too.”

“Oh I hate when the happenes. Dab it on a paper napkin. It works with other fried chicken pieces other than thighs.”

“WHAT”

“I can’t fucking believe this.”