I used to work on an OSHA study. We were literally abstracting data from death records to identify trends in workplace fatalities and make recommendations to improve safety. Every regulation update is a direct result of morbidity and mortality.

just got a call from some random man because my name and number was written on a bathroom stall with “call me” hahaha what the fuck who would do that

The vibes are SO bad right now, in a way that can only be eased by the death of someone who really really sucks.

family torn apart by unc-duke rivalry is the white lotus jackpot for me

dog today I had to say “if we lowered our standards that would be unethical” to a full room of people discussing med devices for COMMERCIALIZATION

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to hate with surgical precision.

This could not have a more different vibe in the daylight!!

wild to me that silicon valley is dismantling diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts for humans at the same time they’re debating whether to expand human rights to robots

nothing brings haters together like the rehearsal

had to explain this whole discourse to my partner after losing it when Nathan brought her out

the rehearsal

ok so at what point do I quit my job like what’s the lineeee

Woke up to messages from my Kenyan colleague asking what’s going on with Trump - like finally a decent rumor to mill 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

New Mexico remains a beacon of effective public policy

A consultant who used to work with me hit up my coworker on TEAMS after she rejected him on a dating app and everyone under 40 is publicly shaming him 💖

Changed the work group chat pic immediately

how I’m talking at work when the men are sounding too cavalier about vaginal ultrasound procedures