Deeeeeeeeeep sigh. "Great, even Edgar Allan Poe is ripping on me. Man, what'd I do to sink this low? Bet it's 'cause I didn't forward that chain letter a couple years back. Only thing that makes sense."

Facepalms. "Suck my ass, V."

"Yep, been spending waaaaaay too much time with Dante."

He scoffed. Both hands reached out to latch onto the man's collar of his shirt, tugging him towards him so that he too could whisper into his ear. "You'd know all about my bonds, wouldn't ya? Maybe you should relax 'em a little so I can properly enjoy them from time to time."

||: *Singing to self IRL* "Typos are the bane of my existence~"

||: I also do know that I've got a lot of other replies pending as well, and I will get to them! I've bookmarked everything, I'm just in a banter mood at the moment 😄

||: I’ll be online later to get to my replies! 😊 Hope everyone’s doing good!

||: My notifications are acting up! Sorry guys! I'm pretty sure I've missed a few messages so please do give me a kind nudge if I still owe you a response somewhere!

“My brain hurts from seeing too much stupid.”

"Ooh, sick burn. I'm gonna tell him you said that."

"Can guarantee you 100% that won't fix the issue here."

"Yeeeeah. I'm not gonna take advice from you of all people. Sorry, kid."

"Maybe in age, but not maturity."

“Guess you’ve got a point there.”

“I never said I was mature. Just that you weren’t!”

||: I’ll get to replies later guys! I’m literally falling asleep and can’t keep my eyes open 😅

||: I’ll be online in a few hours to get to replies! 😊

"Man, my ass is getting sore from sitting around all day. Anyone got any jobs for me?"

||: Nice 👍