This year, may your invoices get cleared in time so that you can clear other vendors’ invoices in time 🙏

Taking Homeopathy medicine also has its own pleasure, when taking out 4 pills, 6 comes out and if 2 are put back then 4 goes, in this game the disease gets distracted and the patient gets well soon.. 😂

Priyanka Chopra comes out in support of everyone except Indians.

Indian idol format nowadays :- 1. A love story 2. A contestant from poor financial background 3. A contestant tries to copy Arijit singh

Sometimes I think that at 42 with limited financial resources there are some things I'll never be able to do in this lifetime. Learn to play golf, visit Disneyland, own a car. It does not exactly make me sad, but wistful.

If you have a kalesh free family, you’re already better off than almost 90% people in India!

Modern women be like: "If I give him my body, he better give me his heart, mind, time, devotion and money" "Ok. And will you give all these to him in return as well?" "Oh stop that patriarchal bullshit. Of course not. I need my freedom"

This will put an end to stubble burning...😂😂😂

Bisleri has a revenue of 1,500 crores and a profit of 220 crores. Bisleri was valued at 7,000 crores. Then we have startups that have revenue of 60 crores, loss of 600 crores, and are valued at 24,000 crores ($ 3Bn)😂😂

😲MG Punjabi👌👌👌

Every parent loves their kids and wants to show off how adorable they are. Posting their pictures on social media where everyone has access to them is dangerous. Having worked with the police, all I can say is there are some sick monsters out there. Keep your loved ones safe🙏🏼

Indira Gandhi: Gharibi hatao Narendra Modi: Gharibi Chipaao

Poor people: credit and debt Middle class: liabilities and savings Rich people: assets and businesses

What Modi govt needs to do on #Tawang 1. Hold confidential meeting with opposition to build consensus 2. Raise international diplomatic pitch on Chinese incursion 3. Use trade lever to contain China. What it is doing: Rahul this, Rahul that, Rahul kaddu, Rahul bhindi #IndiaChina

These days there's a disturbingly large number of overweight women who believe they're classy and empowered because they complain loudly about everything using "fucking" after every third word they speak

I created this universal chart to explain 2022. Where... A = People sharing leadership lessons; B = Leaders A = People sharing fitness tips; B = Fit people on the planet A = Social media influencers; B = People who earn a living Add your own 2022 explanations to the list.

Some headlines from the past

By the time you are done with replying to 50 new year messages on WhatsApp, 100 more would have arrived.

It's so cold, even Urfi Javed is wearing full sleeved clothes

स्कूल से लेकर हॉस्पिटल तक सबको प्राइवेट पसंद है.. बस जमाई और कमाई सरकारी चाहिये 😂