I. Don’t. Want. To. Make. Connections.

Best way to avoid other people’s opinions is to not offer yours

I come here to be alone

Elon musk is crazy, and there’s nothing he can do about it

Pumperz started at Little Death & so I guilt-tripped retired Chef Bowers into letting us takeover AT Pumperz. There will be Roquefort cheeseburgers & foie gravy fries & beef tartare & lots of wines & dancing & general fatso cavorting vibes. We might play Boogie Nights on the tv.

Elon Musk was bullied, therefore he aligns with bullies

This + blowing all my money on laughs

White Russians have got to stop being served in these tiny glasses. Also, Aushwitz

“Look upon you. Gaze upon it. This is San Antonio.” - Anonymous

There’s something about the underdog that inspires the truly unexceptional.” - YUP Great win, Houston. Fuck Duke

My son asked my wife to make him a waterfall cake for his bday. Which ya, it came out great. But I got to finish it. Can you find what I did. This post is for Soprano Fans Only! PS - LIVE FREE OR DIE! & HAPPY PRIDE!!

US citizens are now being put into a concentration camp surrounded by alligators and Pit Vipers and Diddy’s innocent. Ok.

Beethoven’s Concerto No.2 in B Flat Major is like the tip of a needle. Where every life, that has ever existed, rests.

It’s amazing how tolerable this place is after two triple Evan Williams and cokes

You get tired of being stupid. So you take a break. Then later on you go back to being stupid again.

Doing yard work. Having violent thoughts

$5,000 hands of Black Jack is the perfect wager

The price of beef is so high HEB has to slice SELECT NY Strips into 2 oz steaks to make them affordable. What was that again? “We’re gonna win so much we’re gonna be sick of it”??? 🚮