Uh-oh! Is your interview subject nailing it and responding to all your hard-ball questions like an absolute champ? Don't panic! Just ignore their answers and keep repeating yourself like a weird automaton. Sorted! 👍😀

I haven't seen any of the show that just finished, that everyone's all excited about. But from what I've gleaned from everyone's comments, it sounds like y'all got suckered into investing in some shitty people's pretend office dramas. Seems like a waste of time tbh.

Peters is a desperate old man glomming onto stupid conspiracy theories in the hope of currency. stuff.co.nz/national/the-w…

Back when the cookers and conspiracy freaks were inventing evil stories about Clarke Gayford, how come none of them noticed he was the sociopathic fascist Captain Vidal in Pan's Labyrinth?

Imagine if you got shot while wearing a Kevlar vest, then got mad at the vest for bruising your chest, instead of crediting it for saving your life. No one is that thick, right? 😕Nah, there are thousands of them, and they will never shut up. Anyway, congrats to Dame Kevlar.

STFU and reinstate Wood as Transport Minister immediately. He's too busy to waste time dealing with this trifling 'scandal'. 😤

Hard to believe it's been 35 years since Metallica recorded ...And Justice For All.

When my parents got married at Western Springs, apparently I climbed up these rocks during the ceremony. Was I bored or did I want attention? Who knows - I don't remember it at all. I was 5, though; Jared Leto is 51 years old.

If you haven't seen Smooth Talk, you must. Treat Williams is so good it defies logic - he just oozes revolting, menacing charm.

The woke trans agenda in our universities has gone too far. Here in Auckland, the student radio station spends all day instructing listeners to 'be a femme'. 😠

I hope you're all happy - after all the stick Luxon's been getting about his Teslas, he's 100% going to buy, like, six double-cab utes today.

Oceangategate

Whoever you choose to root for in the Zuck v Musk deathmatch, I think we can all agree Facebook needs to be in charge of streaming it, after the debacle Twitter made of that DeSantis campaign launch.

I suppose I'd better find out a little bit about Yevgeny Prigozhin, if he might be in charge of Russia soon.

You love the Crusaders, huh? What are the names of their first four albums then?

Political tribalism is a hell of a drug. So desperate to score rhetorical points they will happily pretend they don't see a difference between raising your voice to a co-worker and physically beating a sleeping 13-year-old. Because everything is the same as everything else 😶

Larry David Farrier

At a Chlöe Swarbrick campaign fundraiser stand-up gig (the second of two this evening). Not entirely surprised that the event could easily double as an Alan Moore lookalike contest. Manson beards aplenty.