Whatever happened to my pet dire wolf? Did the Stark bastard finally win him back to his side?

And that's my cue... Back to obscurity for me, for a bit. I have an itch to scratch, bones to break, and lipstick to smudge.

This is why I love her. x.com/InsidiousSiren…

Heather Chandler, step into my candy store...

Look, people... I get that you feel the need to grovel at my feet, but there's a fine line between groveling and creepy. Stay behind the damn line.

I saw that.

Someone spill... What fun little toys are the kids using these days to break up their long-winded fanfiction fantasies about me into multiple tweets?

That hag isn't making offers on my behalf. Put your toys back in your pants, gentlemen.

Well, would you look at that... Damon

What is a Daemon Targaryen, and will DoorDash deliver one?

I've called him worse.

It's a little easier to slip back into these panties (and then of course rip them right back off again) than I thought it'd be.

Today, I have a powerful need to kill all the things.

There's no fun in trying to be the adult in the room. Throwing a particularly destructive tantrum is much more satisfying.

I would like to purchase a dozen. It looks delicious.

I don't find Adam Driver at all attractive, but I would very much like to have Kylo Ren bathed and brought to my bedchamber. Pretty please?

On second thought, skip the bath. I'll take him dirty.

Yeah, let's not get too ambitious on that resume, Severus. x.com/DabblingMage/s…

I've always wanted to say that to John Constantine.