Okay. Hear me out. Lysergic acid rain

Did Toyota University take it?

Are you wondering if I got high to witness the movement of a space rock?

Goddamn, with how many screws I got loose you'd figure I came out of a Boeing factory

The piece itself is about the noise around you, even if that noise is uncomfortable. John Cage would likely have been in support of protests against a current genocide being aided by our government by the very merit of their political leanings.

Cage's work is a monument of iconoclasm functioning at odds with the orthodox order of society. His music, prose, intentional community, and mycological work all stood against the conventions of the time, just as these protests do now.

Hey uhaul what is up with this new bullshit QR code pickup?

TV at the spot was playing some sci-fi that looked like shit and I was like, "Babylon 5?" And TV was like "nah bitch, here's Natalie Portman."

Best Star Wars since the originals is the Weird Al song.

If we’re canceling celebrities can we also cancel golf?

What's bitchass Governor Kathy Hochul gonna say when she learns about this shit?

Was "The Bikeriders" one of two movies I've ever walked out of? Yes. Was it terrible? Also yes. Did Jeff Nichols' brother do a GREAT version of the whole damn thing in like 4 minutes? ALSO YES.

Morrisey is faking that voice, right?

Bitch you can call me the Honk Shoo-ah girl cause I'm gonna nap on that thang

Normalize calling people "brownshirts" when they display the behavior cause they don't know how to respond to it.

Slowly, in an impactful, gravelly, old-money voice: Getty up jingle horse! Pick up your feet! Jingle around to the jingling beat.

Yeah motherfucker! I'm just built different (spectrum behavior)!

If you are an American decision maker you should be flying on AMERICAN PLANES. New ones. To show you care.

What LA needs right now is mayor Karen Rockman

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