Did you think I died? I am a cockroach bitch

Pro tip - don’t

I’m the one your GF told you not to worry about. But she was telling the truth.

Stupid is as I do

Can I date your mom?

In 10 years these will be the good ole days. Enjoy it.

Low fill life

So you are telling me… whatever you are telling me

Despite my pfp, I’m actually a hot chick in real life. So you have to follow me.

I will read the most retarded tweet I have ever seen and then the comments are all agreeing

Really anything can be toilet paper if you put it between your ass cheeks.

Let’s go bowling or some shit. Do they still let you smoke cigarettes in there?

I have junk in my hatch

“Testicular” is an underrated word

If the cheeseburgers aren’t free, you aren’t free

How do you even know how I’m pronouncing Eye-ran?

My whole feed is like 5 accounts that over share slightly

SMALL THINGS COMING

I don’t care if I have the same reply as someone else. I’m not reading all of that