The hardest things I’ve been through in life gave me the most in the long run.

yesterday i was having a little cry & my dog started bringing me my squishmallows one by one 🥹 we do not deserve animals

pride month may be over but im still a lesbian driving 12 hours to see a girl who im not in a relationship with rn

thank you minimal twitter followers for staying with me thru all of my tragic dating stories over the last 2 years, i’ve finally ended my hoe era & am now in a friends to lovers long distance relationship. as the lesbians intended.

they should invent a drug that mimics the dopamine levels of being a teenage girl during bieber fever/ the height of one direction

sorry i can’t come tonight i have a date on Poptropica

i have to brag bc my gf says this to me

nothing like midnight ER visits with the homies

incase anyone was wondering what my dream bedroom looks like

i know im gonna have a good week when césar starts offering up his mother’s tamales

my Virgo gf just sent me a google calendar invitation for a scheduled time to talk about our feelings........

i hold my breath when men walk by me,, the probability of them having a stench is too high for my liking

Jaguar II by Victoria Monét is a no skips album i don’t make the rules

I’m so sorry Beyoncé that you worked so hard for 26 years to be one of the greatest entertainers, running in heels singing to perfect your vocal abilities & stamina to become one of the greatest vocalist ever all to still be compared to current mediocre pop girls

It doesn't make you a bad friend to not be able to support someone stuck in a dysfunctional cycle. If you see their name on your phone or in your calendar and feel dread... It's time to self reflect:

sending my gf gifts on duolingo so she knows i love her

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

Nobody: Me showing out after getting 5 in a row correct on Spanish DuoLingo:

watching ariana grande mature artistically and personally from one album to the next is such a treat

something about being in grad school has led me back to this app