As a Zam driver, I can safely say I do something that less than 1% of the global population has ever done. #Special

It takes me anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes to squeegee the zamboni doors, depending on if you've pissed me off or not

If your girl takes YOU to a hockey game #WifeHer

There's butterfly....and there's butter-FLY

When I'm done sharpening your skates, don't you dare put the heel of the blade to your eye like you can see something I can't #RinkProblems

Like whacking pucks I'll tell you some of the funnies from the life of whacking pucks

Any if you have any funny quotes or jokes send me a massage and I'll post them up

If I had a dollar for every time I get hit in the head in warm ups

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Man I really need to start being "in a hurry" all the time so I can wreck the rink and then leave without cleaning up my mess #RinkProblems

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Showed up to the game piss drunk because I can. Had my sober teammate type this one up.

When you successfully fight off an auger jam and no one but you knows how close the rink came to disaster #RinkProblems