God I hate the devils and devils fans

This goofy graph starts at like 37.2 hours a week and ends at 36.9 hours lol

Half of us are breaking generational cycles and the other half are doubling down on them

(scooping peanut butter in my mouth then scooping some blue berries in right after)

We truly live in the dumbest timeline ever.

Conspiracy theorists will tell you any environmental disaster was a psyop but then look you dead in the eyes and say America is the best country in the world

Do you know how important something has to be to get made bold, italicized, AND underlined?

#birdbot

"Constitutionalist" justices are pushing to delegitimize the court by accepting bribes. I fixed that for you, you astonishing hack.

Snap chat is always like “I’m horribly disfigured but I still found love”

Perspective is everything

I can’t believe this is serious

New twitter sucks. It’s making the world worse. And so is ever other social media! Good bye ! (I will be back online in 7 mins)