Here are my top line thoughts: • I’m sad I no longer sit next to Jersey Jerry • I support Ria • In the scheme of shit that goes down, this isn’t really that salacious • This is all very dramatic • I’m really happy I don’t have a burner Reddit or Twitter

PR move: Kendall Jenner needs to go live on Instagram or TikTok to cut a cucumber correctly all while having a laugh at herself.

When someone you know and love is sick it just snaps everything else into perspective.

I received awful personal news about a family member that far outweighs any job woes. I’m emotional over that. My job announcement was ironic timing. I’m not a hateful person & all I want is to do good by people. I really hope that’s seen. I don’t want drama or negativity.

I need to see Elvis and I need to see it NOW.

Do I come out of Twitter retirement

that quarterly itch to restart the vampire diaries.

we’re back. the rebrand. over on ig.

today’s tea ☕️ #popculture

#PRPLAY OF THE DAY: #KateMoss has been named the creative director of Diet Coke

today’s celebrity tea ☕️ here’s what you missed.

#PRPlay of the day: Pharrell Williams x Louis Vuitton

can wedges come back in so we can have a comfortable hot girl summer?

that has to be a twist right? #LoveIsland

producers out here working overtime to make sure we know they’re not favoring molly #LoveIsland

if you’re charging me $7 for a latte, don’t have your ipad register guilt me into leaving a tip.

can we all agree getting your nails done is a torturous experience?

krazy kady is back and I love it #loveIsland