Already bragged to my friends at halftime about my suns -4.5 pick, wtf Phoenix Suns

Females: “omg my friends is such a psychopath she’s crazy 😝 “ Meanwhile Rebecca is just drunk eating a #totinos pizza at midnight

If I would’ve known Bobby Smurda being free would’ve costed Daft Punk I would’ve sent it. Idk about Tiger though. #eyeforaneye #whoisdaftpunk

Somewhere I shouldn’t be with someone I shouldn’t be with #deep #riddle #wendys

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If she has “🦋” in her bio, focus on yourself bro.

Here me out, what if two of the final three girls in the bachelor get pregnant and the dude picks the 3rd girl. #charliesheenvibes #BachelorNation

What did people do while shitting before phones were invented?

Need 250 retweets to get some new Michelob ULTRA threads. Help your boy out!

Making the switch to fox sports, where they actually talk about sports, never thought I’d say this but thank you skip, Shannon, and cowherd

Killed some IPAs today with pops at BWW, now we’re fighting the urge to fall asleep while watching the US open on opposite ends of the couch. Does it get anymore Father’s Day than that? #brooksy

The rim for the #ECF realizing it won’t have to take shots from Giannis AND Ben Simmons. #relief #brick

This country would be a lot better off if tax dollars went more towards flyovers before college football games and less towards literally paying people to not work. President Donald J. Trump (or whoever is pulling your strings) #pleasedontcancelme

Auburn is having quarterback tryouts next week. Come one come all

You need an NFL lock to save your week because your own picks sucked. Big ask, but I want 1,000 retweets on this. I have 20k followers but most never click anything. Let’s do it.

My meat after pornhub page 68

The fact you follow me tells me you’re in 1 of 2 camps. 1) You want a winner now. 2) You want to reconstruct your mental model of betting so you can win long-term. Hoping #2. I get #1, but it’s depthless; missing the point. I’ll Venmo $100 to 1 random person who RTs this.

A/A+ plays: NCAAF: 100% (All tweeted) NBA: 71.4% NFL: 69.2% (All tweeted) CBB: 57.1% Big CBB day today. Access to NBA/CBB: sportsmodelanalytics.com But, not a fit for everyone. Most suitable for the disciplined willing to be selective. Will Venmo $100 to 1 person who RTs.