Our social media person (me) is tweeting this from #TheHole Mezato, if you see this please inform the other members that I am a lost cause. Tell them I likely will never see them again. - Regards, Psycho Helmet's social media intern

my boss finally paid me for my work on this account. i’ve been holding the release of the HAGExHELMET hostage and he finally paid the ransom. the drip marketing will be released from the basement in around a week. it’s good to be back - psycho helmet’s social media person

Wow! A sparkling review already! We interviewed a local who participated voluntarily in our survey! Listen to what he has to say. It seems our mic had some problems at the end but pay no mind to that :) What are you waiting for, get your own HAGExHELMET shirt now! 🙈🙉🙊 #mp100

Yet another glowing review! This time, from user Shigeo Kageyama (Somehow, I get the feeling that I know them from somewhere. Oh well) Make sure to pay the price, Sir Kageyama! What are you waiting for, get your own HAGExHELMET shirt now! 🙈🙉🙊 #mp100

Thank you for a total of 5! Whole! Purchases! From our shop ☺️ If you guys could make that number higher it would mean the world to us (please i am on the verge of being fired because we’re not making enough sales please i am begging on my KNEES)

my boss fired me :-) but good news is i still have access to this account and nobody else does! which doesn’t benefit me in any sort of way but who cares, i’m going to use it to my advantage anyway. how exactly? not a clue

going to start treating this account like a spam account sorry boss (not like he can tell me not to anyway. what’s he gonna do, fire me? he already did that)

so my ex boss threatened to call the police on me because i won’t hand over this account. it’s never that serious damn

wow! it's been a year since this account was created. and a few months since i stopped associating myself with the psyhelmet cult. life is good