are you seeing this shit my liege

date them for 2 years

Babe, you hardly touched my last nerve…are you okay?

lady gaga in new orleans.

I just got punched and strangled by The Puncher and his friend The Strangler

If you can read this Mean You a Gorilla

i'm getting probation for my birthday

it makes me so fucking mad when Derp trolls Derpina... thats your soulmate you piece of shit

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Deftones performing "Minerva" with Hayley Williams of Paramore at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tennessee (2025)

sorry i can't tonight, my spring melancholy is developing into summertime hysteria

i’m done with that melatonin bullshit this the third night in a row i dreamed about kissing squidward

Fuck marry kill bacon lettuce tomato

(training a new hire) is this clocking to you?

Farting my entire outfit off of my body

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked jeff the killer and he said im gonna jeff the kill you