the unstated mental model of the ai bubble conversation seems to be that once the bubble pops, we go back to the world as it once was, butlerian jihad by financial overextension. but the honest reporting is that everything, everything, is already and forever changed

you can blackpill any techno-optimist by showing them youtube shorts on a new account with age set to 12. after short four their eyes lose color and their smile fades. by short ten they ask if you’ve read any ted kaczynski. do not let them reach short fifteen

Annual (not really) Christmas post: The Hallmark boyfriend who reintroduces whimsy and adventure into the heart of a jaded, aloof Big City girl is just a genderflipped MPDG.

Please stop sending me this. I am already aware I have a fat ass and an inability to make eye contact or remember stuff

Goals for 2026: - switch up on my oldest friends - forget where I came from - spend less time with my family - let the money change me

My favorite genre is still ChatGPT not believing current political developments when I ask it for a copy edit.

“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.

My texting teems with so many ellipses…..because for everything one says, there is an equivalent universe of the unsaid……

Elvis Can't tell if brilliant or severe AI psychosis nice

every day i have a productive work day i lose all ability to meet an ever growing list of people i need to send long dm’s to

Proof that no one chooses to be trans because transitioning right now would like living in 1930's Germany and going "Yeah so I think I'm gonna convert to Judaism"

I updated my LinkedIn on a Tuesday. "Web3 Visionary" became "AI Infrastructure Leader." Nobody noticed. That's how I knew the pivot was working. It's March 2026 and every crypto founder I know is an AI founder now. We didn't learn new skills. We didn't take courses. We changed

Reminder that the United States could have been the world leader in 5G technology instead of China if we had just given *one guy* a green card when he needed one.

Nah fuck that. Be trans-humanist Take your body and your life into your own hands Get radical Get that rib removed queen Get those fangs Split that tongue Get your ears pointed Get a million tattoos & piercings I'm dead serious. It's your life. Do what makes you happy.

Ominous... Time to make some money on Polymarket again 😇

Y’ALL. This is not a drill. The Wayback Machine is often the only source of webpages that have been scrubbed from the Internet.

Shower sex fucking sucks dude! The drain be hurting my dick! I have got to get a girlfriend!