// I die. Omg 😴

// I’ve waited since Christmas for this also. Dying at work last night.

// Dearest brain, i know you’re still partially swollen due to the throbbing migraine you’ve endured the last two days or so but if you could maybe not direct my thumb to press send before I’m done typing. That’d be great. Thanks.

Sits on the TL with a mountain of chocolate. “This is mine. I don’t share.”

// I’ve waited since September for this 😍

Cause we lost it all Nothin' lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late And we can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect

Welcome back to Riverdale. Here’s your job back.

Just because I’m a Jones doesn’t mean I’m a Serpent. But, trust me. My strike is worst than rattle.

// I lied. I’ll be on Sᴇᴘʜ || not Toni

SWEET PEA AND FANGS DESERVE BETTER Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

// Should probably dig out Anya.... wherever she is aflora

Sweet Pea Quick to anger Slow to forgive Southside Serpent 𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙. 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠. ┊ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖. 𝐿𝑒𝑤𝑑/𝑁𝑜𝑛 𝐿𝑒𝑤𝑑 ┊ ↻ & ♥

// Acid is my hero ❤️

// word to the wise. If i know you’re a problem causer. I will soft block you twice. The third time I’ll block you.

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