“Haha. Hahaha! HAHAHA! It's funny how dumb you are.”

“Human soda! I'm going to drink it like a person! *Huehuehueblarg*”

“You awfully percent, PineTree. Hats off to you!”

"Deer teeth. For you, kid!"

“A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future where everything you care about will change...”

“And I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy?”

"Well, time to invade Stan's mind! This should be fun! Remember, reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye!"

"Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last! Question mark, shooting star, pine tree. I had a hunch I might bump into you."

“I THINK IN ALL CAPS”