Monad ⨀ i will single handedly get this to 1M views

I love you like a fat kid loves cake !

" I like beavers .... I'll take Canada." - Pete (warehouse 13)

Money cant buy happiness but it's easier to cry in a Benz then a bicycle

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name

Help a man when he's in trouble and he'll remember you next time he's in trouble

Alcohol dosn't slove anything , but then again neither dose milk

Many people are alive today because it's illegal to shoot them.

"Wolf Pack Alan: That awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends."

My T.V. said that life is a fajita ...I don't believe it.

When something happens ... And you want it to hurt ... But all you are is numb ... So you blindly live the lie and hope for another day

Some people are like slinkys, not good for much but bring a smile to your face when there pushed down a flight of stairs.

People born in 1995-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. You guys are awesome

"Sarcasm Probs: I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit."