Mr MacMillan I don't feel good...

IM NOT FINISHED

That's us!

OOC: I will probably be inactive during siesta, but I plan to come back when blaseball does, even if they don't have any way to reintroduce the Ultra League teams

B-a----ll

In the final season of #blaseball, Ayanna Dumpington killed the last Rogue Umpire. Let's go, Molotov Girl.

This is a joke tweet of course, because Yankees fans ARE the enemy

I've gotta say, reading the tweets that Blaseball Prospectus put out tonight makes me really homesick for the splort.

hot new serious #blaseball theory: the reader is binky's older sibling fresh out of college with their degree in sports psych (splorts psychic!). binky hooked them up with the Boss! tarot spread is ink. that's all i got

Hey The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ this you?

He was a real Dad I've Lost Forever huh?

I live! (sort of. the team is still incinerated. your mileage may vary. offer not valid in Rhode Island)

You guys see the new betting option? Seems like there's a clear choice for an underdog championship

BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE they are real now

I'm awake, I'm awake! I swear I knew this was happening. Who says I didn't?

Holy shit! Everyone stay calm!

Magic welcome ABBOTT WRIGHT to the team 🔮✨Abbott is a pre-history player who played for the Oregon Psychics and was discovered via inhabiting the haunted Kennedy Loser. We think they are the first pre-history alum to drop in the fall 👁️

👁️ abbott’s blood

Outstanding art by Tychron of Team Captain of our hearts, Abbott Wright