Ohohohohoho boy- Have fun 🚶‍♂️

“It didn’t.”

“Man I really wanna get railed all of a sudden”

“Damn. Did I touch a nerve?”

“…My what?” She doesn’t get it

“Dude. Do you want to keep your balls?”

“Bye” Annnnd she’s off

<— Secretly a sucker for romance

👀

Yeah she has an unhealthy obsession with her goody two shoes doppelgänger

“Oh please, we both know that bunny is more of a simp than I am”

“ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ? ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ” ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕄𝕤. ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕪 ℙ𝕒𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕜𝕚

ㅤ 𝘍𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙮𝙚. ❤️&🔄

“𝓤𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮…𝓪 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓴…𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽. 𝓘’𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓪 ‘𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮’ 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭…𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼~”

Y’all didn’t see a thing 👁️

Many people don’t take her warnings seriously…just because they require the weirdest items doesn’t mean they’re false

Reading the reader’s future