Obama kicked ass!

Can't look up a map store in Google: Google keeps showing me a map with all stores marked on it!

printed on Ace hotel key holder: thanks for sleeping with us

outstanding ragout with bitter greens at ABC

journalists notice stuff

The guitarist is suggesting that we tip the sound man

I'd rather be a foreign correspondent than an ambassador

This concert is sold out because this band hasn't sold out

Having spent another couple of hours with a bunch of journalists I think there's a lot of stuff they don't notice, too.

Note to self: this bar hadn't discovered trays

Explanation of previous comment: the waiter makes many trips for each order

There's a woman in our hotel who is convinced that we play in the Stooges. Egon was ecstatic until he realized she is crazy

The battlecruiser

Egon and I walked into the motel and asked how much for a double. The clerk: two queens? Sixty dollars.

Synes det er sprekt at så mange i dopingmiljøet driver med sykling.

Deer are like ballerina cows

Egon at Graceland is like a kid in a candy store

According to the Aztecs, if you drink too much alcohol you will come under the control of Centzon Totochtin -- the four hundred rabbits