Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't, but they sent me this handy reminder. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Poll: Do you find Twitter's bot problem to be better or worse since Musk took over? 🤔

I only need another 2,490 verified followers to be eligible for a free blue tick. Should be happening any day now, I reckon. 😄

Police are appealing for help in locating 7 year old Jacob Part.  Jacob was last seen in the Ulsterdale Street area of east Belfast at round 5.30am this morning, Friday 31st May.

Anyone lost an iPhone? 😳

Happy to report that this has now been returned to its owner, who was at least able to retrieve the (still functioning) SIM card. 🙂

Any other M*A*S*H fans reminded of this by news of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump? 😳 Classic MASH 🍸 MASH Matters Podcast 🍸

People of #Hilltown we need you! 🩸❤️ Come give blood on Thursday at Hilltown Hall, Rostrevor Road, Newry, BT34 5TU. 📍 We particular need donors with 🅾️- & 🅱️+ blood groups to book a lifesaving appointment. 👏bit.ly/GiveBloodNI ❤️ #GiveBlood #SaveLives #NorthernIreland

I would love to know what makes a newsreader (*any* newsreader) worth a salary of £475k.

There are still some lifesaving seats left at our blood donation session in #Lisburn! 🙌 Come along tomorrow & Thursday to save 3 lives! We particularly need #O & #A donors to book.🅾️🅰 👉Secure your seat here - bit.ly/GiveBloodNI 🩸❤️ #GiveBlood #BloodDonation #Community

Whether it's you or someone close to you, there may come a time when blood is needed 🩸 Come give blood in #Dundonald this Friday 😀 Secure an appointment today to save three lives > bit.ly/GiveBloodNI 🩸❤️ #GiveBlood #SaveLives #NorthernIreland #BloodDonation

Is Bluesky crashing for anyone else? 😕

🎄This year, why not swap the sales for saving lives? 🩸 Bring your friends and family to donate blood at our Belfast HQ and become lifesavers together. ❤️🎁 The need for blood doesn’t stop for Christmas 🌟 Book your appointment today: bit.ly/GiveBloodNI 🎄🩸 #GiveBlood

I am so glad to see Rory McIlroy win the Masters and stick it to all the naysayers who said he'd never win another major. Hope there are many more to come. 😊⛳️🏌️‍♂️

.Boojum for the Champions Dinner next year, then? 🌯😁 #Masters

Barcelona ‘25 The Spanish Trip departed in the small hours of this morning and since they landed in Spain they have been very busy taking in the sights of Barcelona, including the Sagrada Familia! 🇪🇸 ☀️ 😎

#donatingblood There is a shortage of blood donors in both NI and ROI. My life was saved by blood donors , 5 units and 2 units of platelets, I was very ill. I can never thank those donors enough. If you can donate please do, you never know when you will be grateful.

Get ready to be a hero this week week! We may be in your neighborhood! 🩸🦸 Already booked, you could help us one more way. Encourage a friend, family member or a colleague to book their first blood donation and help grow our community sessions. Book via the link in our bio. 🌟

Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas