Loving the scenes back home... here’s the scenes in Moscow with the legend Alan Shearer on the 🎤 #AllNightLong #ItsComingHome #England #WorldCup

Nuts!!!!!!!! Love the passion... crazy scenes! x.com/boxparkcroydon…

Worst pic of George Osborne ever taken. Especially when you spot the rogue finger

I'm looking forward to my talk at St Lukes even more now that they've knocked out this great poster

Shit photo. Freezing cold. But Hampstead Heath. @ Hampstead Heath instagram.com/p/ykHgayQpg1/

Happy Tuesday morning... instagram.com/p/yof2DhQpod/

Pretty roof at the Imperial War Museum. #iwm #london @ Imperial War Museum London instagram.com/p/zIiIPGQptI/

Thinking man on the Emirates Air Line. #emiratesairline #london @ Emirates Air Line Greenwich… instagram.com/p/zIlT2yQpji/

This dog is summing up how we all feel in this miserable morning. @ East Acton London Underground… instagram.com/p/zjvK3uwptG/

Losing our shoot virginity. instagram.com/p/0sNhlwQptD/

Just been informed by Scientology lawyers that Scientology is working on a documentary about me. Little bit excited; little bit nervous.

Imagine trying to take the piss out of Bristol Rovers for not selling out the Grimsby end... 🐸☕️

@emmthms what job? #bants

@emmthms use me

Who is Phillip Lindt!?

Lots of milk. Loads of flavour. The URjj is coming… Watch this space. #TheURjj #FRijj

#FRijj fans, the wait is finally over. #TheURjj has arrived! Check out this exclusive premiere of our new TV ad.

Karmaaaaaaaaaa