If this guy can CLASSIFY things just by thinking is he like Trump’s Sinestro?

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!

Hot take: kewpie mayo bottles are dumb

The fact the FED won’t figure out a tool to help the economy that doesn’t completely fuck poor people just shows how badly broken capitalism is.

My nine year old has replaced “Master of Puppets” with “Insane in the Membrane” as his favorite song. He’s amazing.

“Confess Fletch” is so effortlessly entertaining. It feels like something Elliot Gould would have done in the 70s and all of my friends would have made sure they’d seen it by the time they left film school. I wish they made them of this type of movie a year.

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?

This tweet makes it seem like up till now black people were murdering hundreds of white folks every day.

Pickle ball feels like if table tennis and real tennis had a super boring baby.

I can’t lie, that video of Yankee fans yelling at Ted Cruz was the high of my day.

⁦It's Always Sunny⁩ NYTimes crossword finally recognizes bird law

I doubt this will do anything but HBO is an asshole for canceling Westworld Maybe if enough people call them an asshole they’ll bring it back.

Sandro is money. That’s the tweet.

It took me five years off and on to finish it, but “Uncharted 4” is pretty good.

What if in GTA VI Rockstar Games makes the in-game stock market fluctuate in tandem with IRL stock market, updated daily & we can all be amateur analysts. Not specific companies, just the overall tenor of the market. Then we all can enjoy that which is oft reserved for the few.

Getting a lot of “Fright Night” vibes here.

Shit, $44 billion makes a huge trash fire.

Matthew Goode looks like if a prep school was a person.

If Twitter dies how will I know if it was out lived by Liza Minnelli???