a tense day for all the brand managers out there

Gonna tell my kids this is the futurist cookbook.

when i say "if i recall" or "if i remember correctly" i am being polite about being right. i remember and i am correct.

It's days like these that I am reminded of the graffiti on a railway viaduct skirting Waterloo station.

Used to be a proper country, etc, etc…

Have a cold and a sore throat on top of my hay fever, three gigantic throbbing insect bites on my arm, cut the tip of my middle finger on a grater when making pan con tomate, and now rubbed my eye after adding spicy paprika to a dish. Today’s been death by a thousand cuts.

There’s currently a pigeon throuple trying to build a nest on our balcony. Incredibly on brand for east London, ngl.

ah shit sie haben radler gentrifiziert

"lgbt" stands for "lets go by train" because queer people LOVE public transit

Woke up in People’s Republic of North Islington - will celebrate by nationalising sausages.

They’ve invented yet another way to show their hatred towards Eastern Europeans

Such open homophobia in Dezeen comments, smh

It seems to me that these days many people are more interested in doing a “Chappell Roan dance” than in visiting a chapel in Ronchamp, France.