Well that's...somehow an uncharacteristic shade of weird.

// Don't suppose anyone might be willing to help me with a pinned? c': I'm so bad at them I swear

He's slowly crawling behind a tortoise despite being a speedster. If he's convinced people that going slow is his normal, he's broken some sort of universal rule.

Uh huh. So, it's normal for him - one of, if not the fastest man in the world - to crawl around so he can lead a tortoise places. This place has gotten really weird while she wasn't looking.

Well. She's glad he's found something to care for besides petty revenge and personal image, at least.

Has he considered working on eliminating that middle item? She's not one to judge, but it seems like he'd find a lot more joy without the overhanging need to throttle key individuals.

Well, that and Exploding Man, who's powers only work once.

No, of course not, that's silly of her to think. Especially when he seems to be having so much fun down there on the floor.

He's laying on the floor and she's standing up. It's not her fault she has to talk down to him.

Honestly, she was mostly hoping for a laugh. What a man does with his turtle is of nobody else's concern, assuming it's legal.

It's exactly what you'd think.

That way, madness lies. Best to let Dibbles handle what mistakes he makes.

...now THERE'S a tune she's not heard in a while.