She’s gone again, all I can say is I Love Yew.

I sincerely hope she chokes on her almond croissant for breaking my heart.

Smart money’s on Kate Fleming.

Jo *says* Kate is straight and she never cheated on me, but I did not become a Police Sgt by being a fool. As far as anyone else is concerned, Jo and I are straight too, especially considering how much Jo reminds everyone she’s “not bent”.

Bring it on, I’ll send your sorry flea-riddled arse to the pound.

I am more than happy with my role as Police Sgt. Thank you.

I am not okay when she looks at Jo like this, I understand. Find your own woman Fleming.

Hello @davidsons_gf I hear we’ve both been subjected to ridicule by the actions of a certain wee Scottish detective and her DI lover. Maybe we could console each other? DM me if you fancy a drink hun x

Sorry I’ve been MIA friends! I’ve been hiding in Jo’s closet having a steamy passionate threesome with her coat collection and pair of scissors ✌🏻

Happy Pride Month Girls, Gays and Theys!!🏳️‍🌈 Thanks Jed Mercurio for creating such well written LGBT+ characters like Toxic Needy little me, Inbred Jo and Closeted Kate..... Oh wait.....

It may not be cat products but I am thrilled to announce I will be releasing a limited edition Pride range of scissors and sharp objects!! 🏳️‍🌈