i didn’t wanna be the one to say it but... the crabby patty candies just arnt good

which way do you turn your head when you eat a taco???

fav holiday = st patrick’s day... halloween’s a close second though

sneezing and driving is the scariest combination

I’m very excited to announce that I have recently accepted an Athletic Academic Advisor position at Western Kentucky University. I’m looking forward to starting my professional career in a great athletic department and a great city! #GoTops

Ovechkin playing pro soccer for absolutely no reason is so fucking rockstar dude

Austin Riley on his recent hot streak:

This is the greatest athletic performance by a pitcher I’ve ever seen!

YEE (and we cannot stress this enough) HAW

Goalkeeper of the Week ⫸ Maddy Alaluf, Saluki Soccer ▪️ Conceded just one goal in two Saluki matches last week. ▪️ Had 14 saves in those matches, including 11 in a 1-0 shutout over Southeast Missouri State. Great Southern Bank | #TheValleyRunsDeep

Nic Baker named MVFC Offensive Player of the Week. In win at Northwestern — 23-of-34 passing for 241 yards, 3 passing TDs, 1 rushing. He is now a 4X winner of MVFC POW award.

BREAKING: Noot News is on the scene!

Keep trusting God.

“I don’t know what to do with my hands. I got no words. Ricky Bobby.” - Lars Nootbaar, World Champion

ABC network workers currently #TheBachelor

Nolan Arenado update:

YESSSUHHHHH🫡🎊 congrats zz ❤️

Edwardsville HS alum Chase Gockel, a pitcher at Quincy University, taken by the Los Angeles Angels in the 9th round of the MLB draft. #stlpreps

Today's forecast in STL: ☀️

“Cant wait for summer so i can wear nice fits” the fits: