If cops considering the Palestinian flag a hate symbol instead of, you know, ACTUAL Neo-Nazis doesn't fully make you a card-carrying member of "club ACAB", I don't know what will and you've probably been a cop apologist for years anyway.

BREAKING NEWS*: Liam Gallagher has no sense of humour!! (*this story was first published in 1994 and has undergone no edits or updates, as none were necessary)

I find his ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

I can still scarcely believe it, but I'm going to be in London by Saturday morning, and I'm so fucking stoked about it. I've only got a few days, but Taskmaster Live Experience is the reason for the trip, and mandatory pilgrimages to Ted Lasso and The Beatles landmarks are happening too!

Best explanation I've seen so far.

Please can we just stop? You know what's amazing, eye-opening, horizon-broadening and - I personally believe - incredibly fulfilling? Travel. Know what I have no energy for? Trying to convince people who don't like/want to travel that they *have* to do it.

At some point it stops being surprising. That point had already passed by the Kavanagh confirmation hearings. The fall continues. Can't see it taking much longer.

Yeah… it’s not carbon taxes, post-COVID supply chain issues, rising inflation or worker’s salaries to why four bills are higher. It’s pure greed… and if you can’t figure it by now, you should go to a Weston-owned store and buy a $9 jar of peanut butter or $3 tomato.

"I can't believe people base their decisions to associate with me or not on whether we have any common beliefs or values! All I did was vote for an objectively terrible rapist, cheat, extortionist and probable pedophile! I didn't do this when they voted for a regular politician!"

So, we’ll ask again, if Trump’s support in 2024 is ALL about economic anxiety, why doesn’t his support amongst Black voters - the MOST economically disadvantaged group - look more like everyone else???

*taps sign*

This man reportedly has 18 BILLION dollars to his name. From selling food. "Grocery tycoon" literally means he's just been making enough people pay enough for their food that he is now unimaginably wealthy. But yeah, it's probably Trudeau's fault that bacon costs more these days

People keep telling me that the right way forward is to actually converse with those obsessed with Trudeau and full of directionless, confused, ignorant rage, but it always ends the same - they can't back up anything they say, and they just get angrier and stupider. Wild.

My kingdom for a set of kitchen tongs built well enough that this stupid rivet thing lasts longer than just a few months...

Career update - in a couple of weeks I'll be leaving my general practice firm and taking a full-time Duty Counsel job with Legal Aid Ontario. It'll be a busy few months getting my feet under me, but I'm very much looking forward to it! #LawTwitter

Dear ProMark Drumsticks - I sort of expect the nylon tips to be a little more durable on your otherwise excellent (and correspondingly expensive) 747 attack sticks so that I don't lose tops pretty much every show. Thanks.

This feels like a pretty perfect time to start paying attention to the Toronto Blue Jays for the first time since 1994, yeah? #MLB #ALDS

We had a Ukrainian mom & daughter live with us for 6 months after the war had been going on for a bit. When her dad finally came to Canada, I drove them to Ottawa to meet him. I hadn't stopped the car before she jumped out to jump him. I think about that a lot. What a moment.

How about "trying literally anything to reform your country so it's not a totalitarian, ultraviolent clusterfuck nightmare"? Has anyone suggested that?

Absolutely wild that Sebastien Ogier is a strong contender for #WRCLive champion this year, despite not even having driven in 3 of the rallies so far this year...