My declaration of lo—(gags)—ve & appreciation to you, old man.

I know. I think I choose the wrong career path of fucking up people's lives.

No. Just your personal narrator.

Better described as pain in the ass.

[ You've reached 1-800-Sebastian's-Personal-Tormentor. How can I be of assistance? ]

[ This is a nonrefundable summoning. Prepare. ]

We don't talk about what happened to the cat.

Performs all of these on 𝑪𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑺, 𝑺.

[ I am a demon at heart, if I had one uwu ♡ ]

In between actual Hell and normal Hell.

Actually I gave her to you because much like my other responsibilities and thing's I love, I avoid and abandon. What happened to my other cat, uh.. Yeah.

Wow, that's rude. I came up with all of those just for you. Ungrateful.

[ I was wondering why you looked familiar, heeeeeyyyyy 😏 🤙 ]

You'll come to understand when you go exploring a bit.

I'm glad, anything for that little lady. Pfft, good luck. They're out of business.

🤞 𝑪𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑺, 𝑺.

Because your ass is just that big enough of a target.

cursedgrrr.⠀ hey. ( rizz )

cursedgrrr.⠀ so major revamping will come soon.