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givwe me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearnin to breathe free, the vwretched refuse of your teeming shore.[multi-boat for all to sail,18+]

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I can literally SEE the thought bubbles popping abovwe their heads that read, “I’d like to vwash my delicates on that vwashboard.”

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vwell, I’vwe got newvs for you, ladies – that guy vwith the six pack isn’t right for you – or anyone, for that matter.

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Just like you vwanted a pony vwhen you vwere 3, you somehowv assume you vwant the guy vwith an unbreakable core at 9. Just say no.

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Ladies, a man vwith sextuplet muscles on his stomach automatically assumes he can have sex vwith you. vwhy do you think he did it?

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vwith evwery crunch, that juice junkie somehowv assumes that anything personality-related becomes a non-issue vwhen it comes to dealing++

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As a society, vworking out has become more about vwanity than health. People congregate in these health clubs to be either admired.+

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+ or to stare at the bodies vwe vwish vwe could havwe as vwe slavwe avway on a elliptical machine that vwon’t get us anyvwhere.

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They’re real people vwho don’t havwe enough time to do 1,000 crunches because they’vwe got personality and moxie to lean on.

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more Chicks need to practice vwhat they preach about their ovwn bodies and stop lusting after perpetually shirtless and tanned++