BIG JEFF WITH THE FORCED FUMBLE #ProBowlVote Jeffery Simmons #WPMOYChallenge Jeffery Simmons

I know that hurt his old ass

Thank God I started Simmons as my RB today

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Those who listen to @OurColePod already knew this from our interview with his personal grocery bagger at halftime

John typing this

I need the Callahan family brought before the International Military Tribunal

I'm going to gloss over the engagement farming over this super simple science experiment. Y'ALL BETTER STOP TALKING CRAZY ABOUT THE GOAT! ROYAL CROWN COLA IS THE BEST TO EVER DO IT.

We move 🫡

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Damn this is crazy because my 2 cost $17 together

Have some shame Whoa is Me

Was going to get some dog food delivered but it is like $20 more for the big bag before all the delivery fees. I'm just gonna rip my bicep off the bone again instead.

Operation Santa packages delivered, wife's Christmas done, time to rest

Ain't gotta touch the bottom just gotta stretch the sides

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Me showing up to classes last week:

Someone who is currently wearing an ankle monitor because of their "mental breakdown"

I guess I need to find someone who wants this ticket for Saturday since my wife doesn't want to go now.