But...there are much better things to complain about. The price of fizzing whizzbees, the fact Snape'll be back next year, the difficulties of dating hogwarts women... The list is endless. x.com/VampirModnyy/s…

Who's killing people? I'm intrigued. x.com/xeno_philiac/s…

"Which one? Highlighting capitalism, being heterosexual or keeping it real?" x.com/VampirModnyy/s…

//can I take a moment to say that Sirius Black is in fact 100% dead Sirius. x.com/dociletravail/…

Surprised you'd ever manage to take the whole thing out. I mean with the size of it, would you know if you'd left a nostril up there?

Naturally. And with the amount of shit you come out with, I imagine you'd feel right at home up his ass.

What made the rabid snake crawl out of his hole anyway?

*drops book 'accidentally' on Evans' desk* #openstarter

Being open to people regardless of gender doesn't change the fact that no one wants you.

Grumbles, going to retrieve it. "Just because no one loves you, Marlene, doesn't mean you have to infiltrate what other people have."

'Kiddo'? You're only two - and a bit - months older than me, Grandma.

According to whom, coffin-dodger?

Gesticulating. #wordsthatsounddirty

❤️🧡❤️ *October 31, 1981* James: "Take Harry and go. I'll fight him off. Look, I'm not sorry I called you a coffin dodger seven years ago. Go. Dodge this coffin. I'll see him off." Lily: "Okay. And remember, we'll be waiting for you where it's safe, infant." ❤️🧡❤️

Y'know, a survey of four doesn't really count, Evans.

Five then, my bad. Still- not a fair test.

He conceals a grin. Score one to him. "Laat I heard, the truth hurts."

If I find an owl to deliver it, an anthrax Christmas card. #happychristmasgimp

Man, I thought for a moment with that caption it'd been me. Was going to say I don't remember being photographed in a bar this week.

Petition to rename the Marauders the Umbrella Academy. We do have a number of half animal-half humans... One of our number is an OAP in a young man's body... One's (two?) very gay and very high...