Last time I told someone this the judge held me in contempt of court

Cracking open the window when it's -8 out so I can sleep cozily

Princess Jane we need you now more than ever

The cowardly lamb makes jokes about Jeffrey Epstein. The fearless wolf makes jokes about Peter Scully.

Curling was a gift from God and I will not tolerate disrespect of the ice sweeping

People were pissed about the AI vape baby, so I decided to let my infant son smoke crack instead

𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠🌹

When you playing beanboozle and get the 'missing person' flavor instead of raspberry

We need military intervention immediately

Need to download this Sal Frelick game ASAP

"yes hello, is this the canadian suicide hotline" "yes, are you or someone you know at risk?" "no, id actually like to place an order"

Fatass says “burger” every day lmao

Robert Phillip Im still alive I wiggled my fingers

What the heck is wrong with my phone, brug

Taking the bus from Milwaukee to O’Hare and some guy was flabbergasted to discover that Chicago was in Illinois

We're sorry for the glitch on our video board which is currently displaying "WE HATE POOR PEOPLE" instead of "Welcome to Celina 52!" This was an internal memo that somehow leaked onto our display. We believe Poor People are just as good as normal people. If you earn under

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ayatollah Khamenei Bobblehead Day on Sunday, April 12 has been cancelled

#howareyouathug i am good at hug

lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag