how long until a mamdani/ trump tag exists on ao3

imagined armand in this

#devilsminion au where daniel is a radio speaker criticizing those who believe in paranormal, only to be tormented by (ghost? vampire? your choice) armand during the broadcasts. at first he thinks it's a prank from his colleagues, but then...

none of us are ready for the pre s3 interviews with eric and assad

Ppl making this tweet abt other fandoms and actors baby this is IWTV land I want Eric Bogosian and Assad Zaman to tongue fuck each other

Just randomly got reminded of the fact I used to think Eric Bogosian was spelt Eric Borgosian for the longest time.

Will i be canceled if I say I have no interest in heated rivalry?

so wuh you’re tellin’ me is botha you fine gentlemen had sexual intercourse with the previously stated mr. lioncourt?

Might change my mind on this tbh

List of things younger than the vampire Armand (he is 514 years old) - Shakespeare - golden retrievers - cereal - The United States of America - Taj Mahal - Plastic - Pianos - the binary system - quantum physics - Sigmund Freud

remember nycc when we were all like where the FUCK is assad and they were like hes being AIRLIFTED TO THE CON RIGHT NOW and then he ran out on stage with the most lucious curls youve ever seen and grabbed ebogo right off the ground, yeah that was great

"seme" "uke" "suke" "lemon"

i need you guys to understand that iwtv is about the cycle of abuse, 90% of the ships are abuser/victim, they're all terrible people... there's really no need for the moral gymnastics and superiority complex just because you think your favorite abuser did less evil

humanstat i can’t wait to meet you

i'm so obsessed with the intensity of his eyes

armand’s nipples are so cute like i wouldn’t rlly describe nipples as cute but he has the cutest nipples #nipples

everything so ICONIC you can recognise her without even looking at her…

he is a muse, he is the inspiration, he is perfection, he is art