we don’t give a fuck about the tweets u plug under your banger tweets dawg.

Nigeria has gotten so bad, I have to misgender her and call her “him” cause this can only be a nigga

I’ll definitely a buy car, but idk how I’ll get the money yet.

the chosen ones are unemployed right now

“Cohabitation is just you doing wife duties for free” Ehmmm sorry isn’t the man doing husband duties for free too? Or is there something we are missing here?

i don’t want anyone to think it’s safe to play with me. i want them to be absolutely sure it’s not.

Falling into a cycle of sin and losing God’s grace: 0/10, bad experience, would not recommend.

i heard a therapist say, “people who need therapy don't come to us, their victims do”, and that blew my mind

They should invent a cute tall funny emotionally available financially stable guy who has a crush on me

We are a whole generation with impeccable home decor and architecture taste but no fkn home to afford

You absolutely have to be strict with your deal breakers guys. That's the whole point.

There’s a God that taught a tiny bird how to sew.

not talking to me all day is fine, but thinking you're still my partner??? is insane 😂

Dating is so crazy you can be so into somebody & thinking you getting somewhere. Whole time they’re thinking of their ex & dealing with somebody else or multiple people 😭 I hate it here

having a roster is not a flex who wants to talk to 9 lame ass men all day long

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Switching on airplane mode immediately after buying data in order for it to marinate>>>

First thing tomorrow morning I go post account number. na una go feed me tomorrow