Doors are just short tunnels

I love crop dusting when there’s attractive people walking behind me how does your small straight nose like this ass breath

Feet pics required -will.i.am

What the fuck is in a shamrock shake????

My uncle’s dying words

White people make me really nervous

White people really think that having diabetes is a personality trait

Liberal environmentalists LOVE blaming capitalism for climate change instead of their own consumerism and materialistic values for fueling capitalism

Whoever invented blinds was a fucking psychopath

Kohl’s is definitely a pyramid scheme that was yet to be uncovered

The devil greets you at the gates of hell by handing you a big plate of unsalted mashed potatoes

You’re not “spending money” if you’re getting a deal

If I see one more stomach tweet on my fucking feed I will literally end everything

Fox News is a fucking joke and shouldn’t even be considered “news” if you really believe Fox News then you have a rock bottom IQ

Y’all let honey boo boo become a thing I ain’t forget

NEEDING TO PEE DOES NOT MEAN ANXIETY over diagnosing mental illness is JUST as bad as under diagnosing. Over half of these are NORMAL things that everyone goes through

Anxiety is a NORMAL human emotion and is NOT the same as an anxiety disorder. Same with depression, etc. Not every negative emotion is a mental illness and saying that anxiety = disorder completely discounts the actual severity of the illness

Greek gods jizz hummus

What the fuck??? First of all completely false. Second of all have you EVER witnessed a president so obsessed with his approval rating??? Hint: watergate

Lollapalooza 2019 is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t let 15 year olds have nice things