Her winter coat is really coming in nicely

Tip for hoteliers trying to make labor cuts when revenue is down: don’t cut your maintenance department. That will ALWAYS be more expensive in the long run. Systems and equipment breakdowns can easily outpace what you’re saving by cutting that PM maintenance tech. Not worth it.

Days like these I wish I would have graduated college, I make a good living but at what cost? 😭😭😭

Nothing less a

“I’m not crazy! You’re crazy!”

Rewatching #rhonj and it is reaffirming my belief that Melissa Gorga is one of the best real housewives across all franchises and I will not be taking questions at this time.

When you look up the word “unhinged” in the dictionary this is what you see

I love Christmas but on 12/26 I always have a joy hangover like I did molly for a week straight and will never feel genuine happiness again.

Trying to settle back into work after 2 weeks off. It’s not going well. Thank god for Alani Nutrition or I might still be at home in my sweats

Her favorite toy is a bloody axe filled with catnip. I should be sleeping with one eye open.

I don’t think she’s old enough to be reading this

I was rooting for Candaice, I’m a fan, but the same behaviors we saw on housewives ultimately got her banished. While she did better than I expected, she is a reactionary and can’t help but hit back times 10 at any perceived “slight,” even when it’s to her detriment. #Traitors

I’ve spent a lot of money on cat toys but all she wants to play with is butcher paper

As an anxious, insecure, neurotic 30 something millennial, the new Hilary Duff album is really resonating. It ripped off my warm blankets and touched me with cold hands. I think I’m in love.

Brewfest with my love Michael❤️‍🔥(Taylor’s Version)

“Dad, why is the right wing culturally ascendant right now and why are normies being driven rightward in droves?” “Well son, read this tweet”

The right actively organizing and trying to strip us of our right to vote while the left is worried about who watched the Harry Potter trailer and how they can engagement farm off of the outrage is such a good example of why the left always loses.

Absolutely abysmal end to the season, why go on a strategy game and then vote like an idiot at the end? I like Drita, she floated the entire season Kate Chastain absolutely dominated and deserved the win hands down, really disappointed in Paul and Tyson. #HouseOfVillains

In honor of Kate Chastain and her legendary performance on #HouseOfVillains I will be rewatching seasons 1-7 of below deck and being a huge bitch to everyone at work.

I think it’s an addiction problem at this point Michael❤️‍🔥(Taylor’s Version)