perhaps youve not known before to need someone and not be needed anymore i know nobodys to blame my tongue still papercuts speaking your name

im a ❗️fwæy! im a green tea bitch fwæy❗️

im gonna exhaust my daily quota of gcp build-minutes catering to a client’s indecisive diddy blud ahh

If I hear one more motherfucker saying they’ve used em dashes for decades… No you haven’t gone out of your way to an overly complicated keyboard shortcut nor copied and pasted it in, you just want to sound smart.

start diggin in yo hut twin

gemini cli randomly started in a gcp cloudshell session oh my god bruh i lost everything

i hate this app. logging off forwver. goodbye

if i get one more diddy ahh blud talmbout sum "watch adolescense innit"

My coffee had dishsoap in it #yummers

matcha spelled backwards us ahctam. just know that i dont give ahctam until i’ve had my matcha

she tigging on my rod till i arc eyed

This is absolutely devastating. Danya was an amazing friend and role model not only for myself, but for so many in the chess community. My deepest condolences to his family, friends, and everyone who knew him. You’ll be dearly missed, Danya. Rest in peace.

Kramnik is the wickedest piece of shit in the chess world

Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama announces that his AI minister, Diella, is “pregnant” and will “give birth” to 83 AI “kids.” The AI “kids” will serve as assistants to each of the 83 members of the Socialist Party of Albania.

my ears dont work

Lunduke seeing a malicious .exe: “if it says .mp4, it’s an mp4” Lunduke seeing a trans woman: “keep your politics out of here, MAN”

Gene Simmons Man you’re 80 years old fuck you hodling anything for? I wouldn’t buy green bananas if I were you

gianmarco I hate India. No one ever asks for a picture with me.

"Shipping a button" (vid by Kai Lentit (e/xcel)). Might be the funniest thing I've seen in years