Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated "Barbie" for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film. Okay then.

Invest 25 seconds in this for the superb accidental punchline

Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.

🚨 Turning up to a vigil for 3 murdered young girls with a crate of cider. We will never apologise for calling out the far-right. The victims of this tragedy are the last thing on their minds.

🚨 They heard that three innocent young girls had been murdered in horrific fashion. And all they saw was a great opportunity for a piss up and a fight. Get far-right scum off our streets.

If there’s any fibre of your being, that thinks doing this to the community that is already in mourning of those children, is in any way helpful & a step towards “getting your country back” then you have well and truly lost your fucking mind.

Setting fire to the holiday inn in Rotherham and blocking the exits when there's potentially staff, children and innocent people inside doesn't make you a patriot. It makes you a murderous scumbag. Lowest of the low.

People are in the hotel. This is arson with intent. A life sentence offence.

In case you're catching up, here's a highlight reel.

I hate how everything costing a fortune is so normalised now. What do you meeeean £150 for a concert ticket? What do you meeeean £100 for a train ticket? What do you meeeean £50 for a family to have a chippy tea? What do you meeean £7 for a single pint? Robbing bastards!!

Femicide. Rest in Peace Rebecca Cheptegei. We are so so sorry 💔

I love how no matter the species, kids annoy the parents.

She met him at her parents’ turkey curry buffet you fucking idiot

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1292

Words to live by. #GBBO

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

I fear for the safety of the world this morning. Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

I'm sorry, but I don't know why sometimes Gromit just doesn't thump Wallace