Always relevant

The faint screaming you're hearing are Muse fans getting 80% the same dogshit setlist every fucking gig since circa 2012. Oh if it was just one song.

Happy Holidays🎄 #StarWars

Happy Lemmy's birthday everyone!! 🥳

words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

hunting

Mockery: The year is 2027. RAM costs $9000. But SWT commissioned an AI slop video of an ageless (though soulless) Hayden Christensen as Vader staring blankly at the camera as he goes into a slop diatribe about how the Very Good Empire is above officers committing SA. SWT goons.

Heartbreaking: your favourite character is suddenly getting attention from a crowd that completely mischaracterises them

LOTR on the big screen is truly peak cinema. Can't fucking beat it.

Oh hi hello hi I'm alive yes! Also guess who'll be back in Italy in a few days!!!!!

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

actually no I changed my mind fuck daylight savings

First Mate Wutroow is here for your booty

Writer's block is fun because when you finally get the ball rolling on the idea you've been staring at blankly for 4 months it still ends up sounding stale because the core of that old idea is still there lmao