🧠People keep asking me who my favourite vampire is. And I keep saying the muppet from Sesame street. They keep telling me he doesn't count, but I'm pretty sure he does.

It’s true I’m a really good friend who gives really good presents because it’s my favourite thing to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Reminder that David Dennis Jr. is the goddamn best (not that it was ever in dispute) and you should be reading every single thing he writes

Go get ‘em Orange Cassidy 💕

Consistent and regular lockdowns in Ontario have truly allowed me to do what I do best: Getting day-drunk while mainlining Are You Being Served? and making the dumbest possible jokes on the Internet

I spent the last month cleaning out long-forgotten storage spaces at an antiques market that were full of literal rat piss and shit and I gotta say, coming back onto Twitter for five minutes feels like the exact same thing

OH NO MY FEELINGS THEY'RE ALL HAPPENING AT ONCE 🖤🧡🖤

Literally the only important thing to happen in pro wrestling this weekend

I've had quite a bit of whiskey and reinstalled Twitter so I guess now is the time to talk about all of the feelings Patton Oswalt comparing Picnic at Hanging Rock to Aguirre Wrath of God gives me? Because it is SO MANY feelings oh gosh

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We did it, gang #wrestlekingdom