Elma’s gone? Nice. *he goes back to napping in the Prog Ares, no fucks given.*

Wait. There’s more than one Elma? When did that happen?! *he stands in front of the massive stack of paperwork that has been piling up for the past week, he toootally didn’t just blow off any work he had to do, nope. Not a chance.*

//YES I SHIP KLAUS AND ELMA IN THIS AU DON’T JUDGE ME I WRITE FOR KLAUS MYSELF AND ELMA’S WRITER IS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE AND THIS IS A RUNNING GAG

Pathfinders! It’s time to die trying or try dying once more!

Oh. New Years Eve. Eh… *goes back to drinking* Another year of suffering for me. Great…

//Alright bitches, I'm back. Let me get my reply to Sharla up and greet this new Cross eventually

//Jade's back!

//made an RP ac for my Cross. Feel free to follow him for antics and related stupidity. x.com/sindricorona/s…

Oh, we got another rookie. And a sniper no less. I wonder if Elma'll let me put the kid through the wringer with training…

Uhh… did I sleep through patrol again?

//Holy shit a Doug. Holy shit we finally have a Doug. I nearly choked on my gum holy shit.

//This new RPer has caused so much hype among the writers today holy crap.

Hey Elly—never mind. I'll ask later. Elma ✘ (エルマ)

Hey, anyone seen Doug? I feel we should really get together and get some drinks. I kinda owe it to him.

//I LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE (sorry about not replying for a long while, Doug, my muse dropped for some stupid reason)

Oh. It's my birthday… that's cool, I guess…?

*He's sitting in the corner of his room, smoking again. Several bottles of alcohol are sewn behind him. Today's not a happy day for him.*

//I'm finally getting off my butt to reply and I can't remember if Lao told Sharla a really important detail…

//WE DID IT WE BROKE 500 HOLY SHIT THIS RP IS LONG

//Oh Lao. You are a terrible flirt and I wonder how you ever married and had a child.